She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.