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• (949): View more from California

  ...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail

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  ps not my toothbrush awkward.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?

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• (315): View more from New York

  That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck

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• (646): View more from New York

  I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.

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• (585): View more from New York

  I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free

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  Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"

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• (917): View more from New York City

  so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go

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