are you so shy because you have an std?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
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i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
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Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
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Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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