Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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