you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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