thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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