And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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