need another drink. this is the easiest way
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Randomize
