All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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