READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
jump out the window naked night went bad
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