so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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