Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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