I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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