friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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