Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
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Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
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I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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