I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
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Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
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You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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