I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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