she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I enjoy the company of your penis
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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