Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
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Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
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The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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