Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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