if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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