one two three fourrrrnication!
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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