How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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