Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Houston, we have a squirter
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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