Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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