I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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