if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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