This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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