White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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