he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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