just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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