New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
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haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
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Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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