What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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