I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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