but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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