Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
why is half of my head shaved?
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