before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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