I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
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I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
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Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
i believe in u and ur pee
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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