ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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