mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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