Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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