wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Hippo gnu deer
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
ttyl tear gas
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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