Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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