I like my sex mixed with concussions.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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