I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
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Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Sorry my hands just texted you
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Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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