All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
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I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
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Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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