im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Holy shit dude........stairs
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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