As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
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I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
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A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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