Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he was CRYING into my vagina
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
