Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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