Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
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The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
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We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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