drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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