sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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