For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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