ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
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Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
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This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
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