Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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