Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
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In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
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youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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